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Date:2004-03-01 21:56
Subject:bitches! come have sex with charlie murphy!

I'm skinnier than I thought I was.
Anyway, I found something out today. Getting hit in the knee with a skateboard at high velocity by not one, but two stoned adolescent males hurts.
A lot.
But you know... I'm tired. So I'ma sleep. And that'll be aight.
Oh yeah. Dizzee Rascal Owns.

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Date:2004-02-29 22:54

Wow. This is an ooooooold journal. Memories....
That's the new one, for those that want to keep in touch.
More stylish, if you ask me.

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Date:2003-06-16 19:36

Wow... hello, everyone... how are you all? Sorry for the lack of things. If you don't want me for a friend anymore, I can understand entirely. Anyway, I have no idea why i don't update this thing anymore. I guess it's because I'm just crazy. Well, I dunno how to go about posting this. So, if you want to talk to me still, feel free to hit up my AIM. GodDamnBruceLee, and I'm almost always on. So, see you all later.

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Date:2003-04-26 22:08

I don't update enough, I know. But I am still around. Things are hectic lately. But I'll give everyone an update on me at the moment.
A friend of mine wants me to start a cover band with him. The problem is I haven't picked up an instrument since I was 16. So, if I do decide to do this, it'll be difficult, to say the least.
I'm dying my hair from black to a deep purplish red. Why, I don't know.
At the moment, I am again single. However, I have lately become interested in a semi-friend of mine. How to approach this situation, though, is a very different situation.
College is still going well, and the semester will be over on May 23. I'm not sure when my next semester starts.
I've started smoking again. Stress stress stress. But at least this time I'm legal age, right?
That's about it, I guess.

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Date:2003-04-10 14:19

Oh yeah. One more thing.


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Date:2003-04-10 14:17

Yeah, you're probably wondering about the lack of posts. It's because my computer's fucked. Now I either have to go to my sister's house or the library to use the computer. Neither are welcome options.

But it's not like I don't care or moved or anything. Just so you all know.

Also, my computer deleted my massive MP3 collection, so I am for the time, good-music-less.

But on the good side, I may be getting a new computer around July sometime. It's a ways away, I know, but hey, I've had that old shit compaq for almost 5 years now. A new anything is welcome.

I guess that's it. Later, guys and gals.

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Date:2003-03-23 00:38


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Date:2003-03-20 20:00

I have fallen in the love with Psychobilly. If I'm getting out of line, tell me...

Reverend Horton Heat - Galaxy 500
Tiger Army - True Romance
Gun Club - Ghost in the Highway
Nashville Pussy - Go Motherfucker Go

And there's many more, but I'm on a Downloading frenzy. If you'll all excuse me.

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Date:2003-03-19 22:08

We all saw it coming.

The U.S. is now officially at war with Iraq.

The world can suck my big black dick.

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Date:2003-03-19 15:46


Yeah. Fuck you, California. We can have earthquakes, too.

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Date:2003-03-17 23:55
Subject:Oh, thrifting, indeed!

So, yeah, I went to Augusta today fo' da clothes and such, and I think I ended out pretty well. I bought a legal version of the MCR cd (finally) and got a green jacket (Happy St. Patrick's to all!), 2 pairs of pinstripe pats, and a plaid shirt. Then I got a bicycle chain bracelet, simply because they look frumpy and need a hug. No, they don't. Josh got his ass a new pair of shoes and some chinese food. All in all, 'twas a good day. Aside from being accused of being accused of breaking a camcorder, that is. But it tuns out the guy knew my mom so he knew me and he was just messin' around. He makes me paranoid. He's obsessive like me, I guess.

So, I'm still a little fucked in the head. I'm getting better though. Good music and good friends heal all wounds, I suppose. Green jackets can't hurt, either. It reminds me of old school rappers... like Public Enemy... ah, the good ol' days.

Yeah... sure... http://www.mypole.co.uk/lickmypole.htm

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Date:2003-03-16 19:31

*takes a glance at his guest*

I'm starting to see the woner of being alone

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Date:2003-03-16 17:33
Subject:I Smell Church and Candy
Mood:Arrr. pirate mood.

I showed up at the catholic church today, where they insisted that I go bowling with the youth group. So I did. Fun, fun. Bowling blows, and I tried to play a pool game with one of the kids until some kid ran up and fucked it up by throwing the 8-Ball into the hole... that fuck. Yeah, so that was about it.

In other news, my brother has my Mitsubishi, which I was really starting to enjoy. So now since all of the old cars are sold, I'm fixing up yet another mail jeep and driving that shit around. I need a CD PLayer and a 2x4 to 4x4 kit. On discount. Because charlie is broke...

And by jesus, I think I'm gonna be getting a new monitor soon, so I'll finally be able to pick up red again on my computer. I found one for $50, brand new. It's probably stolen shit, but who cares? 4LL J0UR M0N170R5 4R3 B3L0NG T0 M3!

Yeah, I know.

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Date:2003-03-12 23:22
Mood: amused

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Date:2003-03-11 18:36


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Date:2003-03-10 23:40

Henry Rollins: A True American Hero.

Yeah, this post had no point. (although Henry Rollins IS the man.)

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Date:2003-03-06 15:53
Subject:Jello Biafra - Plastic Jesus

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Date:2003-03-05 21:32

Ever get one of those days where you're sad for like no reason?

It just hit me.



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Date:2003-03-04 16:56

If I don't get more AIM friends, I think I'm going to kill a bunny.

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Date:2003-03-03 15:27
Mood: accomplished

1. Who did you last get angry with?Probably paul.
2. What is your weapon of choice? switchblade
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? nah. Probably not.
4. How about of the same sex? I'd love to.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? probably Paul
6. What is your pet peeve? Ignorant people
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? Nah, let it go, man.

1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? Nothing, really.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? 3 pm.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? Mr. Cullens
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? I have to work.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? Not really...
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? like friday.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? None.

1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Water? Sprite.
2. Meat eaters: white meat or red meat? white
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? I remember having a bac of like .15 once.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? nope.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? nope. not anymore.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? I just like foods...
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought food!-? No... not really.

1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? Probably 12 or 13
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family? 8 or 9
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? uh... yes.
4. Have you "done it"? indeed
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? the ass.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? no... no I haven't
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? nope

1. How many credit cards do you own? 0
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? Hot topic... yes, I know.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? get laid
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? rich
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? of course
6. Have you ever stolen anything? yes
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? 454+

1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? the first time.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? I have no idea.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? have a harem of 70 wives.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? no, not really.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? nope.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? yeah
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? Noting, really

1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? money.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? fucking cole, rich whore
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? I'd be bill gates.
4. Have you ever been cheated on? yup
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? of course.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? the abs.
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? nope
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? anger.

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